#gods weakest soldier

[cj-valentine]

He's the saddest wettest creature left on the side of the road in a cardboard box. He's utterly pathetic. He's the littlest of meow meows. He hasn't showered in half a year. Giving him a compliment would make him desintegrate. He is God's weakest soldier. You kind of want to pick him up and punt him just to see how far he would fly. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[ticklepinions]

Also can someone tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to do this (life)?

[3things2do]

Sorry for going on hiatus, here's NOTHING, haha. Amen!

[kil9]

other premins miscellaneous

OH THE MISERY....everypody is my enemy

[dragonbleps]

My package arrived in the mail with my pride shirt and pride keychains :)

Also I tripped and fell on the sidewalk on the way back inside and had to bandage up a good inch-and-a-half squared of bloody knee and my shin is already bruising ljkshjfdhjkgh

[im-tempted]

You ever wonder where a song stuck in your head is from

And then you realize it's a fansong from an OLD fandom and just have to stare at the ground

[babybvg]

I am not one of gods strongest soldiers I am actually one of his most scared creatures

[litterateur97]

Sick AF and I think I have covid again 😭 when will the next booster come out?? Please give me all the vaccines ever my body is so weak

[1800istealtoads]

. i am a wretched little mosquito i make that annoying mosquito noise and i have only been alive for like 10 days and i dont know how to read and im small and tiny and weak. im not even a worm. worms contribute to society. would you still love me if i was an illiterate mosquito is the real question.

[veryfuckingtrans]

I thought of the great idea "tonight after dinner i will cook tomorrow's lunch and then do the dishes. That way i don't have that many dishes in the pile tomorrow and i just have to heat up my lunch" but failed to consider the headache i have right now and it's only 9pm. I'm pretty sure it's because i didn't have a coffee this morning and i can't remember the last time i spent a whole day without coffee. I'm just so fucking sleepy all the time

But yeah i'm trying to recharge in bed. If i have any energy left after doing the dishes, i downloaded fallout 3 on my laptop so i might try that. But my head hurts a lot :(

[severedlips]

shidding and vomming over basic interaction 💪🏼💃🏼🧍‍♂️

[multiseb21]

i would have folded so fast if I was Logan

[chalkrub]

do you think it’s a friendly wolf

[delsinsfire]

I got the perfect addition to my pastel pink flat

[bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk]

Worldbuilding hating me more and more as the days go on

I'm not doomed by the narrative, narrative don't want me. worldbuilding however... worldbuilding is not a fan...

[cockroachesunite]

Go for broke AU part 2

☞ (Part 1) . (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)

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